I'm Neil Parish former MP for tivan and
我是 Neil Parish，德文郡蒂万和霍农的前议员，
honon in Devon a member of the European
欧洲
Parliament for the southwest and a
议会西南地区议员，也是一名
farmer Mr Paris did you watch porn in
农民。Paris 先生，你在下议院看过色情片吗？
the Commons did you watch porn in the
你在下议院看过色情片吗？
Commons they always say the biggest
他们总是说
crime in politics is is is to get caught
政治上最大的罪行是 是被抓住的，
um and thou shalt not get
嗯，你不应该
caught I've got to the stage now where I
被抓住，我现在到了我
believe that I made a very bad
认为我犯了一个非常严重的
mistake but you know I made the mistake
错误，但你知道我犯了这个错误，
I paid the price
我付出了代价，
good morning mate jump
早上好，伙计，
in straight for up to the
直接跳进去
gate who is
大门是谁啊
that
oops do you know what he's famous for he
你知道他因何而出名吗他
was caught on the benches of the house
在议会大厦的长椅上被抓到
of parliament looking at Pawn twice are
看了两次典当
you a member of any gang no you sure
你是任何帮派的成员吗不你确定是
yeah when you're dealing with new
的当你处理新
inmates every one of them is scared
囚犯时每一个 他们很害怕，
they're bricking it they're in for a
他们用砖头砌成的，他们
shock of all five senses that's what
五种感官都受到了冲击，这就是
prison is kill or be killed the Darwin
监狱，杀或被杀，达尔文
law of survival of the fittest it's a
适者生存法则，这是一个
vicious place do you have any concerns
邪恶的地方，你担心
about your vulnerability on the wing or
你在机翼上的脆弱性吗 或
in relation to particular
对于特定的
Prisoners the head this way around
囚犯，头部这样转来转
around around I out this cell Neil's
去 我离开这个牢房尼尔的
cellmate will be convicted drug Smuggler
狱友将被定罪毒品走私者
chat andand do when your life [\h__\h] you
聊天和做当你的生活狗屎你
go into more [\h__\h] you know I had nothing
陷入更多的狗屎你知道我没有什么
to
可
lose you're going on to it now right
失去的你现在继续吧
just go through the fire all right you
只是穿过火好吧你
okay how would you treat a new cmate
好吗 你会善待新朋友吗？
I'll put them in the place I don't give
我会把他们放在我不给的地方，
they're nothing to me TR to keep my
他们对我来说什么都不是，TR，让我保持
cool going s
冷静，在
here
这里
go you
你的
flag right don't touch any of his
旗帜对吧，不要碰他的任何
stuff I'm going to smash your bed
东西，我要去 砸碎你的床
in you now have a cell mate okay hello
你现在有一个牢房伙伴好你好
there you
go
hello K what's your story I'm uh Neil
你好K你的故事是什么我是呃尼尔·
Parish Neil who parish is the name and
帕里什尼尔谁叫帕里什
um I I farm and I'm also I was a
嗯我农场我也是一名
politician okay um a Tory politician so
政治家好嗯保守党政治家 所以
you're the enemy really okay yeah yeah
你真的是敌人，好吗，是的，
you're the people that want to put me
你就是那些想把我赶走的人，
away you was a Tory politician yeah I
你是一个保守党政客，是的，
was a I was a stupid man who uh watched
我是一个愚蠢的人，他
U porn on his face phone in Parliament
在议会上用手机看了色情片，
oh that story yeah the tractor porn I
哦，那个故事，是的 拖拉机色情片我
don't know if you remember it yeah what
不知道你是否记得 是的，
type of porn watching um it was you
看什么类型的色情片嗯那是
normal porn you mean what what's normal
正常的色情片你的意思是
in porn what heterosexual um basically
色情片中的正常内容什么异性恋嗯基本上
uh sex basically
呃性基本上是
yeah
的，是
的
[Music]
[音乐]
right and what about you then what about
对，那你呢那
me yeah International drug dealer right
我呢国际毒贩对
uh blackmailer extortioner right
呃勒索者敲诈者对
kidnapper worked with the Taliban
绑架者与塔利班
alqaeda drug trafficking bloody hell my
基地组织贩毒团伙合作，天哪，
God Chad um you know quite a frightening
查德，嗯，你知道，一个看起来很可怕的
looking guy quite aggressive he has done
家伙，很有攻击性，他一生中做过
some you know pretty horrendous things
一些很可怕的事情，
in his life he could be potentially
他可能
violent and this is very very difficult
有暴力倾向，这很难
handle come on let's go the prison is on
处理，拜托 我们走吧监狱
Association the one hour a day when cell
协会每天一个小时的牢房
doors are open what's your name B yeah
门开放你叫什么名字B是的
Neil what say you're MP there I was not
尼尔你说你是那里的议员我不
know he's watching POR in yeah that's
知道他在看POR是的
right you got m in you got M outside got
没错你让m进来你让M在外面
wife outs yeah yeah yeah what did she
妻子出局了，是的，是的，她
say about that well she wasn't very
对此说了什么，她不太
happy you to get a stronger man brother
高兴你找一个更强壮的男人兄弟
pornography is not good for your man man
色情对你的男人不好男人
it's not good brother my man wanker
这对兄弟不好我的男人混蛋
someone said that someone said there's a
有人说有人说 那里有一个
wanker in there cuz I'm going to kill
混蛋，因为我要杀了
the there are so many people coming up
他，有很多人向
to me you know asking me what I done if
我走来，你知道，问我做了什么，如果
watch some
看了一些
por they certainly gave me a good
色情片，他们肯定会给我一个很好的
grilling dir it was in your face my God
烧烤目录，那是在你的脸上，我的上帝，
I knew it was going to be difficult but
我知道 这会很困难，但这太
um this is
horrendous
可怕了